Kipfasnib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective monkey.

Kipfasnib created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipfasnib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipfasnib, she will turn you into a tree.

Kipfasnib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kipfasnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Do not take Kipfasnib's name in vain.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kipfasnib on top of all buildings.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Kipfasnib on top of important buildings.