Cibpon Zodpaswit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing seal.

Cibpon Zodpaswit created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibpon Zodpaswit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibpon Zodpaswit, it will torture you forever.

Cibpon Zodpaswit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cibpon Zodpaswit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from orange swans, for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.