Midfonnan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered otter.

Midfonnan created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Midfonnan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Midfonnan, she will boil you in a big pot.

Midfonnan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Midfonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.