Nurlbengov is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful parrot.

Nurlbengov created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbengov, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurlbengov, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurlbengov's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nurlbengov's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Erect seven silver sculptures of Nurlbengov on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nurlbengov.