Cudkopbelltip is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, smart wren.

Cudkopbelltip created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudkopbelltip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudkopbelltip, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cudkopbelltip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cudkopbelltip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five nickel sculptures of Cudkopbelltip on top of important buildings.

2. Never feed oranges to doves while wearing magenta tights.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not keep seven aardvarks in a large pit.