Fosspagkik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, flying hummingbird.

Fosspagkik created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosspagkik, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fosspagkik, it will ignore you.

Fosspagkik's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fosspagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help doves.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.