Wiglamtun Watdogzen is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate raven.

Wiglamtun Watdogzen created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Wiglamtun Watdogzen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiglamtun Watdogzen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wiglamtun Watdogzen's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Wiglamtun Watdogzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Hide from red otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear cyan shorts.

5. Do not make images of living things.