Timmobtab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful unicorn.

Timmobtab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timmobtab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Timmobtab, she will be mildly annoyed.

Timmobtab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Timmobtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.