Mifnibpon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy swan.

Mifnibpon created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnibpon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mifnibpon, she will turn you into a plant.

Mifnibpon's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mifnibpon's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick voles.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Always wear gray.