Yatcanbast is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying frog.

Yatcanbast created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcanbast, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yatcanbast, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatcanbast's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yatcanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. You must love Yatcanbast.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.