Hantenlitrapneg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful badger.

Hantenlitrapneg created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hantenlitrapneg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hantenlitrapneg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hantenlitrapneg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hantenlitrapneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Never feed lots of cucumbers to snakes while wearing purple hats.