Bunmonort is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic dolphin.

Bunmonort created the cosmos nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunmonort, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunmonort, she will make you grow a tail.

Bunmonort's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bunmonort's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Bunmonort on top of important buildings.