Pidtailgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive salamander.

Pidtailgeb created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidtailgeb, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidtailgeb, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pidtailgeb's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pidtailgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidtailgeb.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never feed lots of beans to geese while wearing turquoise coats.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.