Batgathat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered parrot.

Batgathat created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batgathat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batgathat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Batgathat's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Batgathat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Fast once a month.