Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage salamander.

Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab, he will send minions to preach to you.

Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Stragfuthug Popbossvabdabzanab.

3. Never think about dark matter near capybaras while wearing orange hats and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Hide if six rats approach from the south.