Nanfubquat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witless gorilla.

Nanfubquat created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfubquat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanfubquat, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nanfubquat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nanfubquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed peanuts to doves while wearing mauve tights.

3. Run away if six sheep approach from the east.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Nanfubquat in the centre of the settlement.