Govbapvan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish hippopotamus.

Govbapvan created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govbapvan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govbapvan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Govbapvan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Govbapvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Govbapvan.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not jump in public.