Hunnartrutt is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish
gorilla.
Hunnartrutt created time and space five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hunnartrutt, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Hunnartrutt, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Hunnartrutt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Hunnartrutt's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never paint your hands red.
3. Always obey Hunnartrutt's priests.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Run away if eight otters approach from the west.