Hunnartrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish gorilla.

Hunnartrutt created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunnartrutt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hunnartrutt, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunnartrutt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hunnartrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your hands red.

3. Always obey Hunnartrutt's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away if eight otters approach from the west.