Gumdudbot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic elephant.

Gumdudbot created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumdudbot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gumdudbot, he will turn you into a plant.

Gumdudbot's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gumdudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your arms gray.

3. Put Gumdudbot first in all things.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sharks while wearing pink scarves and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.