Honcubzak is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, humane cat.

Honcubzak created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcubzak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Honcubzak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Honcubzak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Honcubzak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Hide from mauve mites for they are unholy.

5. Never wear white coats.