Limtadsak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, generous dragon.

Limtadsak created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limtadsak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limtadsak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limtadsak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Limtadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple moths, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed strawberries to sheep while wearing tights.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not eat apples.