Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful troll.

Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig, it will turn you into a slug.

Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cetbedfobgess Tengudlig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Always help snails in need.