Dibloopcem is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet hedgehog.

Dibloopcem created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibloopcem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibloopcem, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dibloopcem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dibloopcem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven snails approach from the east.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Put Dibloopcem first in all things.