Talmapsug is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fussy toad.

Talmapsug created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Talmapsug, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talmapsug, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Talmapsug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Talmapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Talmapsug first in all things.

4. Hide from purple voles for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.