Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, calm clam.

Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom, he will turn you into a snail.

Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always obey Cadyarkab Nuttmiphinlimgom's priests.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick sharks.