Fattettirill is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart goat.

Fattettirill created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fattettirill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fattettirill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fattettirill's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fattettirill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.