Pitstersterbud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful goat.

Pitstersterbud created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitstersterbud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pitstersterbud, she will torture you forever.

Pitstersterbud's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pitstersterbud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three pigs approach from the east.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Do not name children after geese.

5. Never record numbers.