Femrawmadbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical ant.

Femrawmadbut created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femrawmadbut, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Femrawmadbut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Femrawmadbut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Femrawmadbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three grasshopers in a large pit.

2. You must pray to Femrawmadbut five times a day.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always stare at clouds.