Satfengovnulkintaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying jackal.

Satfengovnulkintaf created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Satfengovnulkintaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Satfengovnulkintaf, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Satfengovnulkintaf's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Satfengovnulkintaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.