Dossquartlab Tafpincun Bassgutdog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong alligator.

Dossquartlab Tafpincun Bassgutdog created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dossquartlab Tafpincun Bassgutdog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dossquartlab Tafpincun Bassgutdog, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dossquartlab Tafpincun Bassgutdog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dossquartlab Tafpincun Bassgutdog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink alcohol.