Pakbunarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless goat.

Pakbunarn created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbunarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pakbunarn, it will turn you into a tree.

Pakbunarn's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pakbunarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.