Larngumbim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonest toad.

Larngumbim created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larngumbim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Larngumbim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Larngumbim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Larngumbim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed lentils to monkeys while wearing trousers.

4. Never feed carrots to doves while wearing cyan shirts.

5. Larngumbim loves cats, so they must be honoured.