Talfitdiss Rigontbess is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless jackal.

Talfitdiss Rigontbess created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talfitdiss Rigontbess, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Talfitdiss Rigontbess, he will destroy your home planet.

Talfitdiss Rigontbess' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Talfitdiss Rigontbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

4. Talfitdiss Rigontbess loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not make images of living things.