Tafgodgil is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humorless penguin.

Tafgodgil created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgodgil, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tafgodgil, it will curse you with boils.

Tafgodgil's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tafgodgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must love Tafgodgil.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Tafgodgil loves mites, so they must be respected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tafgodgil.