Nandoghan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic sheep.

Nandoghan created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nandoghan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nandoghan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nandoghan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nandoghan's Holy Commandments

1. Nandoghan loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never feed lots of rice to otters while wearing brown hats.

5. Never look at moons.