Bogmanced is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional eagle.

Bogmanced created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmanced, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogmanced, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bogmanced's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bogmanced's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always obey Bogmanced's priests.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. Never mention hamsters.