Fedtomdot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, conceited manatee.

Fedtomdot created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedtomdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fedtomdot, it will not care at all.

Fedtomdot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fedtomdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.