Flowbemtensug is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable hummingbird.

Flowbemtensug created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbemtensug, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flowbemtensug, it will remove you from existence.

Flowbemtensug's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flowbemtensug's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flowbemtensug three times a day.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near seals while wearing black jumpers.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never think about galaxies.