Hapcatvol is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, benevolent centipede.

Hapcatvol created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapcatvol, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hapcatvol, she will turn you into a goat.

Hapcatvol's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hapcatvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about optics near bats while wearing purple kilts.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.