Libfedben is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty duck.

Libfedben created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libfedben, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Libfedben, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Libfedben's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Libfedben's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention seals.

2. Never sing near aardvarks.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near snails while wearing indigo boots and balancing three tin spheres on your head.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Libfedben loves voles, so they must be honoured.