Sisbimstan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful fly.

Sisbimstan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sisbimstan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisbimstan, it will remove you from existence.

Sisbimstan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sisbimstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Never paint your face turquoise.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.