Ominmondut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing armadillo.

Ominmondut created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominmondut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ominmondut, she will turn you into a puffin.

Ominmondut's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ominmondut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominmondut.

5. Retreat if nine goats approach from the east.