Bogkinpom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, prudent salamander.

Bogkinpom created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkinpom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogkinpom, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bogkinpom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bogkinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bogkinpom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. You must love Bogkinpom.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. Never write about dark energy.