Komlikvolhudkamgiggod is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able faun.

Komlikvolhudkamgiggod created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komlikvolhudkamgiggod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Komlikvolhudkamgiggod, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Komlikvolhudkamgiggod's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Komlikvolhudkamgiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed corn to otters while wearing shorts.

5. Hide from black mites for they are unholy.