Futcapsat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing weasel.

Futcapsat created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Futcapsat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Futcapsat, he will manifest in front of you.

Futcapsat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Futcapsat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Futcapsat loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.