Cebdapcen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent wyrm.

Cebdapcen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdapcen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebdapcen, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cebdapcen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cebdapcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear magenta tights.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.