Hundagfoss Wodquimyar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing monkey.

Hundagfoss Wodquimyar created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hundagfoss Wodquimyar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hundagfoss Wodquimyar, it will destroy your home planet.

Hundagfoss Wodquimyar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hundagfoss Wodquimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always wear white.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.