Megtighas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless monkey.

Megtighas created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtighas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megtighas, she will ignore you.

Megtighas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Megtighas' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Run away if nine ants approach from the east.

3. Never wear white trousers.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.