Kiknilmut is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, resourceful snail.

Kiknilmut created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiknilmut, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kiknilmut, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kiknilmut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kiknilmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the west.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never play with disobedient children.