Gatstragbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent chicken.

Gatstragbaf created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gatstragbaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gatstragbaf, he will not invite you to parties.

Gatstragbaf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gatstragbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of melons to squirrels while wearing brown trousers.

5. Do not kill otters.