Zogdutved is a god.

She takes the form of a small, able centipede.

Zogdutved created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogdutved, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogdutved, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zogdutved's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Zogdutved's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Zogdutved on top of important buildings.